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Save Earth. Simple enough directive. He's just... gotta solve everyone else's problems while avoiding his own, he can do that. He's been doing that for a while.
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The original plan was simple, but to their great regret, absolutely everything that could go wrong – went wrong. And now they were stuck in the thick fog of the Florian Triangle, with a long-abandoned ship in front of them, probably hiding ghosts or something worse.
Or: on their way to the Koala's home island, the Sun Pirates accidentally come across a living skeleton.
!English Is Not The Author's First Language!
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Reality itself bends when Harry Potter crosses worlds. In this new reality, he rises again.
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- Part 9 of THE VALA-VERSE Harry Potter stories
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Not burning out (not fading away) by seetheandscorn
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Jan 2026
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The year is 2014. 6 years ago today, Suguru Geto left the ashes of his 17 year old self to rot in the soil of his old school grounds. 4 years from now, he will meet his demise at the hands of an old classmate.
For now, he simply sleeps to dream.
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But what if no one's home, and you don't wake up? (Won't you wake up? by moreofahumanlessofajunkie
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
23 Jan 2026
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Spencer hasn't been okay for a long time. After New Orleans he'd managed to get sober, but the cracks are beginning to show.
aka I'm terrible at summaries but Spencer is losing it
I was drunk and sad when I wrote this so it's probably not great, I tried my best to correct any grammatical errors and translation errors (I'm British so I default to the wrong words) but please let me know if you spot anything!
Title from Girl Behind the Glass by Wunderhorse
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I wanted to get roughed up by my enemy but he started making vulgar poetry instead, does that count? by fiftyspades
Fandoms: 将进酒 - 唐酒卿 | Qiāng Jìn Jiǔ - Táng Jiǔ Qīng
23 Jan 2026
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Mello is one cigarette away from a total meltdown, and the chaotic energy of the shift is only making it worse. Between the suffocating workplace drama and the mind games being played by the higher-ups, the tension is a powder keg waiting to blow.
The only thing more dangerous than the dinner rush is the heat between Mello and the new hire, Matt—especially when "inventory checks" in the walk-in cooler turn into something much louder than counting stock.
It’s high stress, bad attitudes, and pure, unadulterated chaos. It's what's it's like to work at Winchester's most famous restaurant: the Red Apple
(Based on painfully weird shit that happened in my workplace)
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Taking place just after the events of S2 E1, a patient gets taken in after a suicide attempt. Dr Robby, Dr Whitaker and Dr Garcia are immediately on the case to get the patient stable enough for surgery. However, Dennis quickly realises the patient is actually his ex-boyfriend.
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Shepherd has waited most of his life for this. After, when the rubble of the colossus and Grinning Jack are far behind them, and Eden is as safe as it could be, and with Pork Chop a solid and reliable weight between Gideon's thighs, he could finally do the thing he's been wanting since they were young boys.
Go riding with his brother.
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A Court Of Flames And Shadows by Saika_Sinner
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Jan 2026
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Beneath layers of thick, insignificant letters and trade agreements, his hand closed on a sealed letter stamped with the blood-red wax of the crest of Autumn. His pulse spikes, pounding hard enough to make his vision blur momentarily. He knew before he broke the seal that whatever was inside was meant for anyone besides him. And still, his scarred fingers slid underneath the wax and tore it open.
Eris.
Mate.
Bond.
The words carved into Azriel like a blade. His knees nearly buckled, and for a heartbeat, he told himself this had to be a lie, some elaborate version of a cruel joke. But the paragraph dripped with truth.
Eris's truth.
And Rhysand's silence.
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A maiden's tale by Intoyoulove for Myself
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Merlin (TV), King Arthur (2004), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Ophelia (2018), Hamnet - Maggie O'Farrell, Tristan & Isolde (2006), A Knight's Tale (2001), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
22 Jan 2026
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Nights could be less darker for someone as feeble as Arianne, but fate decided otherwise.
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Auston Matthews receives a call from a drunk Mitch Marner when he picks him up something incredible happens between them and it leads into sex drama and whatever else I come up with
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Six moments in the bathroom of the Blacks’ mansion during the biggest party of senior year—a night of confessions, breakdowns, and everything no one’s brave enough to say outside those walls.
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The deeper the water, the uglier the fish. by Morticia_Morweinne
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jan 2026
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Noroi is a jester with a sinful past, cursed to stay and perform in the circus and never-ending, torturous play called "The Life" directed by the Almighty or God.
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Hey, did you know bats can have penises up to 1/2 of their body length? Robert certainly didn't, some other people with a very specific fetish and access to some extreme Aphrodisiacs however....
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How The Heck Was That Thought Of (Aka Erin and Willow Common Shenanigans) by erinstarrs
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 鸣潮 | Wuthering Waves (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Chainsaw Man (Manga), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), 人間失格 - 太宰治 | No Longer Human - Dazai Osamu, おやすみプンプン | Oyasumi Punpun, プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), The Poppy War Series - R. F. Kuang
20 Jan 2026
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Me and Willoe got very very very bored in class and decided to mix all our favourite characters into one fic to see how they'd interact
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don't tell me i can't stand the pain by thecursedapple
Fandoms: Мор. Утопия | Pathologic
20 Jan 2026
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Daniil asks Artemy to stop the racing thoughts in his head. It hurts, and it's all he's ever needed.
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The prince of Illyria has fallen ill, and the royal family can only trust one doctor with the task of examining him.
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Reader moves to Korea for work purposes...
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Sammy's growing up and everyone is happy about it.
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