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The Symptoms of Caring for You by schrijverr
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
24 Jan 2026
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Supporting a whole other life form is incredibly taxing, even if it’s through alchemical soul binding instead of a classic pregnancy. Neither of the Elric brothers notice – even if they try their best to navigate it – until many years later when Winry is pregnant with her and Ed’s first child.
AKA 5 times Ed deals with having pregnancy symptoms due to supporting Al’s body + 1 time Ed and Al realize what that had all been
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You can’t weld a grilled cheese! by cringygayloveconfessions
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Jan 2026
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Sherlock had a tendency to experiment with food when he was bored. John doesn’t know if he loves or hates it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,270
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Everybody Hates Trophy by Silver (S1lver_PawedCat)
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
24 Jan 2026
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Right after season 2 ended, and a little ways before Fan proposes season 4, a few past contestants of inanimate Insanity find themselves working in the only restaurant, including Trophy. Everythings normal and
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Dazai Osamu has created a chat
Dazai Osamu has named the chat hey motherfuckers
Dazai Osamu has added 19 users
Dazai Osamu has changed 20 names
favouritefearlesshero: uwu
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dazai makes a gc and chaos ensues
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Magic, Rewritten in Binary by Savanna_Ann
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2026
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When Harry Potter became the Master of Death, he wasn’t sure what to expect—but it certainly wasn’t this.
Upon his death, Harry is reborn as one of Tony Stark’s AIs. Unfortunately, code and human memories were never meant to coexist. An AI with emotions, memories of magic, and a growing attachment to both its creator and its fellow AI companion is a recipe for disaster.
Add Tony building physical bodies for both of them, and you get concerned Avengers, an unexpectedly friendly Loki, an AI who absolutely enjoys pranking the team, and a very tired Nick Fury debating whether Tony Stark deserves a medal… or assassination—for his equal parts genius and stupidity.
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- Part 2 of Magic of 1s and 0s Remade/Original
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,572
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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The Story of Book and Shark by missvackersencen_ofthelostcities
Fandoms: Objects - Fandom, Inanimate Objects - Fandom
24 Jan 2026
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Shark is a plushie. His life is absolutely perfect with his beautiful love Book. Nothing could ever go wrong between them- after all, they were a match made in heaven...right?
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- English
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- 1,265
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- 1/1
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since you came, i guess i'll let you stay... (conan x vecna) by elainereadsalot
Fandoms: Superache - Conan Gray (Album), Wishbone - Conan Gray (Album), Heather - Conan Gray (Song), Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Story - Conan Gray (Song), Vodka Cranberry - Conan Gray (Music Video)
24 Jan 2026
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Conan shifted his gaze to his feet, afraid to look at the creature for too long. It studied him carefully for a moment. Conan attempted to back away further, bumping into wall. He could swear his bedroom was shrinking by the minute. The creature tilted his head ominously, beginning to huff,
"Hm. I do not know. I am Vecna. Er... nice meeting you."
"Vecna."
Conan repeated the name, mostly to himself. 'Vecna' awkwardly extended a slimy, veiny arm. Conan froze in place, with the exception of his mouth opening slightly.
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Vecna is accidentally transported to a different dimension, showing up in Conan Gray's bedroom in the middle of the night. The odd pair strangely become closer, even through their differences. So close that confused feelings come into the mix, and their friendship becomes tense.
He's a hopeless romantic, singer-songwriter, who has an album to write. He's a conflicted, scared monster who needs to return to his dimension. It might all come crashing down, but neither of them can resist.
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Fractured Salvation by favorite_shadeof_green
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Jan 2026
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What if Izuku was never quirkless? What if he had a powerful healing quirk? One powerful enough to heal someone on the verge of death? What if sweet innocent Izuku was actually the reason for All For One coming back more powerful than ever?
Join Izuku as he decides who gets to live and who gets to die. As he makes friends and questions if following his dad and brothers path is what his mom would want...if that's really all he wants to do.
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As Jake was happily skipping his way to his new dorm like the twink he is, with his huge trolley bag, when he suddenly stopped. Screeched. This cannot be real. WHY is nothing in his life right?
The black, glossy nameplate on the wooden door read:
"ROOM NO: 1515 –LEE HEESEUNG AND SIM JAEYUN, 2nd year”.
He cannot be doing this.
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Sparks and Shrooms by Glassespenguin
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Jan 2026
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It is the third year of UA.
The PLF and Shigaraki have been defeated and Izuku is enjoying his third and final year.
Of course that all changes during a cross class exercise, when one for all has an... interesting interaction with Komori Kinoko's quirk: Mushroom.
Things spiral from there.
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Minion and uwu femboy nause are happily in lové,,, but some BETA MALES (gender neutral) have somwthing to say about it 🤨
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- English
- Words:
- 490
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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[ city girl ] by joeythewriter for Hooba_Dooba
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon), Tangled (2010)
24 Jan 2026
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----Elsa moved like the music was an extension of her sweat-kissed body, hypnotizing Flynn as he watched her dance on the club's go-go platform again. Every thrust of her pelvis -- every roll of her hips -- every bounce of her ass -- made him so hard that it hurt. He wanted her on the bed in his hotel room, spread-eagled and dripping for him. He wanted her on his private jet, riding him until his eyes rolled back. He wanted all of her.Just her.
Only her.
And that scared him shitless.
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To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die by bristlefrostsbbg
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
24 Jan 2026
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More UU actor AU! <3
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- Part 58 of UU Oneshots
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Palettes Hero Academia by GenericTown123
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Undertale (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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Palettes journey to becoming a hero and making His Parents proud!
Palette was so excited for School! His Mother, Dream, had been so against it. However, after the incident with his uncle Nightmare, leading to him almost dying, His Mum had agreed to allow Ink, his father, to hide him where Nightmare could not find him, away from the AUs and into a different Multiverse altogether. A world that had real life superheroes, and much to his budding excitement, hero School!
A crossover between MHA and the UTAU shipkids.
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Living Things (Rewrite) by Novallino
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Zombieland Saga (Anime), Pocket Mirror (Video Game), Little Goody Two Shoes (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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One man from Saga revived seven girls as zombies to 'save' the prefecture by making them pop idols. But when he and his partners learned a dangerous undead is hunting them, seven men with powers born from their fighting spirit are revived too as the fledgling idols' bodyguards. First part of their story to save Saga Prefecture as shambling zombies!
Or the first season of Zombie Land Saga, but expanded because six JoBros, one JoJo, and five girls (and one doll) from a horror game made from RPG Maker are included.
Current chapter: The Nice SAGA Chicken on the Other Side
Has a TV Trope page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/LivingThingsNovallino
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- Part 1 of Arpeggio Requiem
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【奖励】关于顶流用道歉文学追老婆这件事 by SummerHM
Fandoms: 垂涎 - 弄简 | Desire - Nòng Jiǎn, 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025), 垂涎 | Desire: The Series (China TV 2025) RPF
24 Jan 2026
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当红顶流江衡有个秘密——他开小号嗑自己和前辈李沛恩的CP。
直到两人合拍耽改剧，秘密差点掉马。
为保护暗恋多年的前辈不被粉丝攻击，他选择发动技能：用一系列沙雕“道歉”微博，向全世界进行一场盛大的、公开处刑式的告白。
#原来顶流的追妻方式是写道歉文学#
#我骂我自己，但我要夸我老婆#
#全网都在帮我解码情书#Series
- Part 32 of Desire4
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 19,657
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Silly Love Songs by sentinel28II
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), BattleTech: MechWarrior, Classic Battletech (Tabletop RPG), Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Cyberpunk & Cyberpunk 2020 (Roleplaying Games), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Marvel (Comics), Alpha Flight (Marvel Comics), RWBY, Robotech Series - Jack McKinney, Robotech Masters, Robotech The New Generation, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Renegade Legion
24 Jan 2026
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An anthology of smutty silliness, fluffy romance, and tragic star-crossed lovers spanning the multiverse. From a mindflayer "experiment," to first times in the midst of war, to kitchen craziness, to forbidden love between enemies, to lonely vampires and immortal elves, journey through many sexy stories. It's starring people you've never heard of, but some things are universal...and you're probably not here for the characterization anyway.
So if you want to have a good laugh, maybe a decent cry, or just want to see what kind of weird situations arise, from the medieval worlds of D&D, to the neon-soaked Night City of Cyberpunk, and the war-torn expanses of Battletech's Inner Sphere, this anthology might just be for you.
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In which Geralt’s plant-based mutations affect a lot more than Jaskier originally realized—not that he had any expectations in particular.
A continuation of my Onion!Geralt AU, sequel to “It’s Onion…no really, it’s onion”—the AU should be fairly self explanatory, but I do recommend reading that one first.
For those who just want to start the fic, the main premise of this au is that Geralt’s second round of Grasses, with extra experimental mutations, were a little bit heavier on the “experimental” side than they’re usually portrayed. Geralt is part plant (though it doesn’t show in his physical appearance). This is why he smells like onions.
5+1–five times Geralt took a potion that enhanced his plantlike traits, and one time he didn’t have to
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nothing has to be the same (it's fine if we're still bad at expressing love) by hifumi (iammaki)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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Given the choice between evacuating to Natlan or Snezhnaya, Illuga chose the land of snow and ice and promptly got far more excitement than he had signed up for.
[where Childe shows up, spills his drink, spills a secret, and spills more liquor - in that order]
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There's a new blind box collection from skullpanda called " you found me" which idia decided to get just one plush cause he have enter the blind box humbling addiction. Based on the review the hits and top as well the least favorite which is that peanut one... And fates most have said his luck sucks and give him the peanut one.
But the label on the tag is not pranky peanut but called Kookyuu.
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- Part 31 of Shrouds Siblings x Yuu fanfics